"Tourettes" is the 11th episode in Season 2 of Angry Kid.
Plot[]
Angry Kid is sitting in the back of Dad's car, acting very strange, trying to restrain himself and covering his mouth as if he is trying desperately to hold back something from his body. Dad asks what he's doing and Angry Kid blurts out a string of swears. Dad becomes angry and Angry Kid states that he may have Tourettes syndrome but Dad is sceptical. Angry Kid warns that there is a "big one coming on" and loudly and quickly blurts out another string of swears. Dad has had enough and asks Angry Kid if he's finished. "Yes I think so" replies Angry Kid.
Cast[]
- Darren Walsh as Angry Kid
- David Holt as Dad
Transcript[]
Angry Kid: (Straining and puts his hands over his mouth)
Dad: What are you doing!?
Angry Kid: Dunno, Dad. (twitches) Can't stop myself. Bugger wee piss poo! (Puts hand over mouth)
Dad: What did you just say?!
Angry Kid: Bugger wee piss poo! Boobies! (Hocks)
Dad: Why, you dirty LITTLE...!
Angry Kid: I-I think I uh, got Tourette's... BUMHOLE! ..Syndrome.
Dad: Bumhole what?
Angry Kid: No no no Tourette's, dad, where you can't stop yourself saying things, you baldy fudge packer!
Dad: What did you just call me?!
Angry Kid: Y-you can't hit me, it's a condition... (Puts his hand over his mouth again) Knob-cheese-! Boo-willy dribble! Slut! It's a curse really, is Tourette's.
Dad: Just, just a minute, how do I know you're not just being filthy?
Angry Kid: You won't, Dad, you big bucket of arse. Sorry, I can't stop it. Oh, oh, no, there's a big one coming on.
(He puts his hands on his mouth)
Angry Kid: Tits-mung-straps-twat-fell-shring-cock-splat-shit-pants-herpe-poo-litten-knickers-scrungebag-buttmunching puss! Stuff. Pant-burger. Burger. Big ol'.... car freshener?
Dad: (Annoyed) Finished?
Angry Kid: Yes, I think so.
(Credits roll)