"Swearing" is the 13th episode in Season 1 in Angry Kid.


Angry Kid is sitting in the back of Dad's car, asking what words he can say. As Angry Kid starts spouting naughty words, Dad repeatedly hits Angry Kid with a newspaper. Dad mutters "shit" to which Angry Kid replies "You said shit". Dad hits Angry Kid again. After a few moments, Angry Kid breaks down in tears as the scene fades out.


Transcript Edit

(western country music playing)

Angry Kid: So can i say T*t?

Dad: No.

Angry Kid: B*gger?

Dad: No!

Angry Kid: Bum?

Dad: No! I suppose so.

Angry Kid: Bum. Bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum...

Dad: All right. All right! That's enough!

Angry Kid: bum, boob, bra boobah shbunddle bungo, BIG BATTER BOO BUM POO LUMPY PUMP!!!!

Dad: (hitting Angry Kid with his newspaper:) I said enough!

Angry Kid: Bugger!

(Dad hits his son with the newspaper for the second time.)

Angry Kid: Shit!

(Dad gives Angry Kid a third strike from his newspaper)

Angry Kid: Fat!

(Dad even hits Angry Kid on the top of his head with the newspaper.)

Angry Kid: Cabbage?

(Angry Kid points his finger at Dad to stop him hitting with the newspaper.)

Angry Kid: Nah-ah-ah.

(Dad gets angry.)

Dad: Little shit.

Angry Kid: Um, you said "shit."


(Dad smacks his son with the newspaper for the fifth time for real, and Angry Kid stares at the camera with a tearly, sad face.)