"Kidnap" is the 25th episode in Season 1 in Angry Kid.
Angry Kid is ridding in Dad's car, asking his father, "Are we there yet?", but only taking an answer "No!" from him. Angry then loudly blows his nose with a tissue, saying that he's got "snot blocks". Annoyed and frustrated, Dad orders Angry Kid not to push his luck or he will take him to the children's home. Taking his warning personally, Angry tells Dad that he doesn't love him, but he silences him by shouting "SHUT UP!". Feeling bad and revengeful, Angry uses the tissue as a whip and smacks his father, making him scream in pain. Enraged by the mild violence from his own son, Dad eventually gives up and tells Angry Kid that he's taking him to the children's home. Angry Kid then becomes scared, and begs him not to do it, saying that he was "just joking". And when Dad refuses to reassure him (as if he could give him another chance to behave), as another effort to pay him back, Angry Kid ties the tissue around his mouth, writes on a piece of paper, "Help! Kidnap," and then shows it to a police car following from behind. When the police car starts honking its siren horn at Dad's car, Angry Kid then cackles evilly, thinking that his plan is going to work.
As the credits start rolling, Dad is promptly pulled over by the police (who believe Angry Kid's help sign). At first, the officer tells Dad to step out of the car, but when Dad stammers, he shouts at him, "NOW!"
However, Angry Kid ends up at the home anyway, which means his plan to get Dad arrested is foiled. As Dad drives away, laughing evilly at the joy of finally defeating Angry Kid, he yells out to him, "BOLLOCKS!".
(country music playing)
Angry Kid: Are we there yet?
Angry Kid: *wipes nose with a tissue, covering it in snot* I got snot blocks.
(Angry Kid starts rapidly blowing his nose)
Dad: Leave it!
Angry Kid: But I--
Dad: DON'T...push your luck, or I'll take you to the children's home.
Angry Kid: *sniff* You don't care about me. *sniffs again* It's not fair. You don't love me. YOU DON'T LOVE--
Dad: SHUT UP!
(country music playing)
(Angry Kid whips his dad with the tissue)
Dad: G'OWW! Ooh! Right! That's it! I've had enough of you! I'm taking you to the home!
Angry Kid: Oh, no! Oh, no, not the home, Dad! Dad, please, not the home! No, Dad! I was just joking! I mean, Dad -- PLEASE! Please, no! Oh! Oh no! No! Oh...
Dad: Oh, yes! It's straight to the home for YOU, Sunny Jim! You'll learn a thing or two in there. A bit of discipline will do you the world of good. There's not point in fighting it, young man. We're going to the home, and we're going NOW!
(While Dad is heard talking angrily to him, Angry Kid wraps tissue around his mouth to make him look tied up, grabs a sign, writes "Help! Kidnap" on it and shows it to a police car behind the car he's in)
Dad: Oh, yes. You'll miss me when I'm gone, you little brat! I work my fingers to the bone for you, and this is how you got--
(The police car sirens wails as Angry Kid giggles sinisterly)
Dad: Oh... bloody hell...
*credits come on*
Dad: Oh, uh... Good afternoon, officer. Err, wh..wha...
Police Officer: Turn the engine off, sir, and step out of the vehicle.
Dad: Uhh, wh...
Police Officer: NOW!
(After the credits have finished, violin music starts playing. We cut to Angry Kid standing outside The Home, looking miserable while watching his dad driving away.)
Dad: (evilly chuckling and laughing) BOLLOCKS! (evil laughter)
*Aardman Animations logo appears and screen fades to black*